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GB Genjin Land: Viva! Chikkun Kingdom is an action video game that was released by Hudson Soft for Game Boy on April 22, 1994 in Japan. It is a unique entry in the Bonk series as it consists of multiple mini-games rather than being a standard side-scrolling platformer.
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