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Samurai 8: The Tale of Hachimaru is a Japanese manga written by Masashi Kishimoto and illustrated by Akira Okubo. It was serialized in Shueisha's Weekly Shōnen Jump from May 2019 to March 2020, with its chapters collected in five tankōbon volumes. In North America, Viz Media published the series on the Shonen Jump platform, and started the print release of the series in March 2020. Shueisha published it on the Manga Plus platform.
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